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Around The World In 9 Hours

So Sandy informs me that she wanted to turn her transcripts to UCLA personally instead of mailing so that itll get to the the office of admissions safely (as worried as she always is lol). So me and Dennis accompany her to this “adventure” we seeked today. As the day started, “i woke up got out of bed got a comb and brushed my hair” lol i was hearing the beatles while i showered. I headed to to meet Dennis and Sandy at starbucks and we left t UCLA. OMFG I didnt know it was gonna take so long to get there. On the way there we took the wrong bus but we got off and got the right bus. This bus was full of fucken people. Weird ass ones too. But this bitch which i called “ASSCRACKWHORE” man you just had to be there to witness her nasty ass. Heres a picture i swapped of her TMZ style lol. But this lady was sooo digusting i nearly barfed just looking at her. Worst of it all that the reason why i named her name started with ASSCRACK was that her ass was showing like she just got fucked that same hour. I swapped a picture TMZ style hahahaha lol It was sooo disgusting man i couldnt bear but almost hurl but laugh so hard because Dennis, Sandy, and I were taking pictures like if it were Angelina Joelie’s ass crack. So we got to UCLA only to find ourselves way the fuck on the other side of the campus from Murphy Hall, where sandy needed to turn in her transcripts. I filmed a short video when we got to UCLA So we walked on, saw some ugly ass people. Then i needed to pee. This part was sooo fucking creepy. Some fat ass asian kept looking at me. He even followed me into the bathroom and then whenever i noticed that he was looking at me he would look away. I , shitting my pants that he might have killed me or something psychotic asian busting a Virginia Tech, i rushed out the bathroom to find him follow me but looking at me aswell and Dennis spotted him and he left quickly. It was disgutingly disturbing that i wouldnt go back in that same hall. So we kept walking only to find THE GEEKIEST PEOPLE IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!! Just watch for yourself OMFG They probably dont get laid in college, unless some of that Dungeons and Dragon nerd pussy is what they get then fine by me. LOL But come on sword fighting in college? Especially in public? How embarassing and shame on you. So we kept walking only to find a snail orgy. It was pretty funny. Also to find some asian lady who kinda resembled a vampire wearing some of the darkest colors that the blazing sun could really burn the skin.Called the bitch count dracula ugh can you say fahsion faux paux We got to Murphy Hall after waltzing around the whole campus and she finally is now enrolled and a fellow bruin. Proud of you sandy. We leave only to find ourselves famish. We go to the nearest thai place only to find the prices a bit too much for us, especially since Sandy was treating. We walked in Fatburger two times, TWO FUCKING TIMES!!!! lol The gangsters working in there didnt look to happy, fucking chola. lol Anyways we leave on the bus only to find yet another creepy ass person. This time it was an old ass guy and boy he wouldnt shut the fuck up. lol
He had a really fucked up grill i tell you. We get off to find the nearest Mickie D’s like miles away took us 40 minutes to get there. Beverly HIlls really doesnt have McDonalds in sight. We get to Koreatown as we get off the bus Sandy and Dennis claim to see two guys rubbing on against each other. I cant say that i saw because i was to preoccupied talking to my mother on the phone. We leave to Mickie D’s and fuck man it was sick infested by asians!!! I was kinda disgusted and felt uncomfortable cuz these koreans were fucking ugly. There was even a korean that looked like Mr.Medina, to have one characteristics that he couldnt work the damn ice machine that he kept repeatedly hitting the machine LOL. Anyways omfg there was a poor lady who asked us change and we couldnt provide her with any since we were broke, she was drinking her little soda and eating little cups of ketchup. I felt soo bad for her and so did Dennis but fuck we were starving so we ate our own food only to have ignored that. It was hard but its life. We left the place with dripping ice cream and a free iced coffee (always on mondays) and we decided to go to the union station to go to little tokyo. We headed to the metro and i filmed a clip on the metro. We ended up going to Chinatown instead, Here are pictures we took. I found this very amusing LOL Even i thought this was a cute shot. This lady had a fatass when we boarded the train to chinatown lol We left chinatown only to find comfort in La Plazita Olvera where we understood the language better. LOL We drank a orchata and heard some music (wasnt great but eh relaxed). We ended the trip leaving back to the metro station and on to the florence bus. But when we got the metro station omfg this girl looked fucking ridiculous. LOL busted a tmz and took a pic of the bitch Ugh man her momma needs to slap her. LOL We got to florence to go home. OMFG We ended up taking the wrong bus home. Me thinking the 102 takes me home but it headed towards another direction that when i got off i ran back to pacific and had to take another bus with Sandy and Dennis. I got home got to chill now, But then my day didnt end there. I worked out! Can you say i am a machine?? LOL That was my day. Soon to post the day i went to the beach. :)
All my photos and videos were taken and recorded with my Blackberry Bold 9000 Badass Phone ; )

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